? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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