Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
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We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
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You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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