Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
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We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
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A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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