thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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