I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
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It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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