you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
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Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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