me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
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I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
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Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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