Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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