just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
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As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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