girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
He felt like a one man threesome
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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