i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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