i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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