YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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