hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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