We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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