So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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