I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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