he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Farmville is her only friend.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I am mentally ready for anal.
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