Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
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After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
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DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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