Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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