drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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