just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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