So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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