When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
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I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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