But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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