Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
be right there i have to get my cape
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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