then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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