i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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