i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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