you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I feel great
I just peed on a car
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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