you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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