We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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