So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
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