just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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