Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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