I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
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I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
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It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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