Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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