When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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