is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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