But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
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Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
he just fucked me for my cheese..
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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