Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
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Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
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I need to sanitize my soul.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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