3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
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