Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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