In the future we'll all be gay
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Just high enough for therapy.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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