I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I'm always down for nudity.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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