And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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