people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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