Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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