btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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