you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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