also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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