STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
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tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
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Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
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