Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
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they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
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God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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